Tuesday, 14 April 2009
Monday, 13 April 2009
Sunday, 12 April 2009
A diarrhea fart?..
Here's one of the motherfucker’s photos that doesn't require any ‘adjustments’. It looks like he just soiled his pants. It must be those beans... Or is it the caviar?..
Intro
Hi guys,
I hope you're doing great, whilst I can't say the same about my country - Moldova.
A bad-bad man called vladimir voronin (from now on let's just call him “the motherfucker") has been going completely nuts for the last 8 years, screwing every single chance of that tiny piece of land becoming a liveable habitat for its own people. Since 2001 when he came to power (by a terrible-terrible accident) he literally transformed it into a private LTD, with his son (“motherfucker Jr.” perhaps?..) as 'Head of Operations'.
The motherfucker is going even more nuts by the only thought of losing the power, because even his pea-sized brain understands that that’s a red carpet to jail. So what does he do?.. He slaughters his people, trying to oppress them by terror and fear. Nothing really creative, isn’t it? That didn’t work out before for a couple of other morons, it’s not gonna work for the motherfucker neither. It’s easy to predict our friend’s finale...
Let’s put a bottle of bubbly in the fridge, to have it cold when it’s the right moment and let’s have some fun before that.
The idea of this blog is to have a good laugh about the motherfucker before he goes to place he belongs to... Please send me any funny stuff you may have about the motherfucker and I'm gonna post it here. My email is guerillatwitter@gmail.com.
May the Force be with Us!
Sincerely,
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I hope you're doing great, whilst I can't say the same about my country - Moldova.
A bad-bad man called vladimir voronin (from now on let's just call him “the motherfucker") has been going completely nuts for the last 8 years, screwing every single chance of that tiny piece of land becoming a liveable habitat for its own people. Since 2001 when he came to power (by a terrible-terrible accident) he literally transformed it into a private LTD, with his son (“motherfucker Jr.” perhaps?..) as 'Head of Operations'.
The motherfucker is going even more nuts by the only thought of losing the power, because even his pea-sized brain understands that that’s a red carpet to jail. So what does he do?.. He slaughters his people, trying to oppress them by terror and fear. Nothing really creative, isn’t it? That didn’t work out before for a couple of other morons, it’s not gonna work for the motherfucker neither. It’s easy to predict our friend’s finale...
Let’s put a bottle of bubbly in the fridge, to have it cold when it’s the right moment and let’s have some fun before that.
The idea of this blog is to have a good laugh about the motherfucker before he goes to place he belongs to... Please send me any funny stuff you may have about the motherfucker and I'm gonna post it here. My email is guerillatwitter@gmail.com.
May the Force be with Us!
Sincerely,
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